SilentCobra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mr. Literal]

The title says it all

When I saw the title, I had a feeling someone was going to take things just a bit too far. Fucking epic Raptor, fucking, epic. That was indeed hilarious. I wonder, has anyone in the real world ever gone too far with stuff such as this? I have a feleing they have. If not, then we really should beware.

[3rd Grade Transformers]

That was awesome

Opta-potamus. ROFL! This so clearly sums up what it is like to watch elementary school kids put on a play. They stumble over their lines, mispronounce names, fall over due to lack of balance and coordination, and possibly end up puking at the end. Good call Egoraptor. good call.

[John of War]

Funny

Wow, you never cease to make all of us users laugh Johnny. Getting to the voicing, you could've done a lot better with them overall, they did rather annoying after a while. :\ Mainly the boss's and the constant echoing of John's voice did wear a bit thin.

Not to mention Joanne's voice, that did sound a bit rushed. Maybe you might want to try some voice acting classes or make your own voice acting loops for the audio portal?

Anyway, great submission as always Johnny. ^_^

[Pigeon!]

Hilarious

Saw it on the actual Explosm site, sure I didn't have any sound playing, but still, it was fucking great!!! I say that all who are C&H fans to watch this ASAP. Y'all are hilarious. Anyway, what exactly was the premise behind the whole C&H phenomenon anyway?

Also, 5/5, 10/10. Just awesome all around. But what kind of use would a hobo have for a DEAD pigeon? rofl

[Street Fighter Club]

That was fucking awesome!!!

Though generally anything with Rina-Chan in it is bound to be awesome in my opinion. Also, good idea choosing Guns N' Roses' "Welcome To The Jungle" for the video clip part. Also, poor, poor Ryu. lmfao. Can he ever catch a break?

I'm not sure what else I can say at this point. Still funny altogether.

[Curse of the Wal-Mart Man]

YYYYYYEEEEAAAAH!!!!!

*guitar riff*
"Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss"
*outro*

The Who kicked ass 3 decades ago, they still kick ass today. Nice choice with "Won't Get Fooled Again"

Also, wtf is up with shoppers acting all fucking crazy? Sure I get that the people want great deals for Christmas shopping and whatnot, but still, HAVE SOME DAMN SANITY, WILL YA?! That's the issue with Black Friday, I think the stores should have roped off sections leading to the store front so the customers can be corralled(as inhumane as that sounds) it'd be a much safer alternative than having one or more employees trampled to death from the mob of deal hungry shoppers.

That's my take on it at least, kick ass flash anyway, funny and kick ass audio. 5/5 & 10/10. Sh0t you are one hell of a flash artist.

[Another brick in the Wall]

Nice, but you could've added more.

Sure it's a nice song, "Another Brick In The Wall Part 2" but it would've been nice if you had put in the song that precedes it which is "The Happiest Days Of Our Lives" because the screech of the brakes bleeds right into "Another Brick In The Wall Part 2." Also, it would've been cool had you made this an actual music video, and tried to sync it up as best you could along with the guitar solo and the singer.

All in all, not bad for a first, if this is your first submission. 5/5 for effort and 8/10 for being "original."

[4y-Records : Episode 8]

Funny

Nothing quite as refreshing as a sarcastic monitor that is saying what everyone else is thinking. But wtf happened to episodes 2-4 and episodes 6 and 7? You are planning on putting those up sometime, right?

[Gerudo Rock Band]

Rock on!!!

This sounds so much cooler on an electric guitar than on the acoustic they have in the game. The animation and movement may be a bit choppy, but that goes with practice and you my friend have extreme talent. I hope to see more videos like this. 5/5 and 10/1 and fav'd.

[: Game Trade-Ins :]

Thank you!!!

This is a prime example of what happened to me recently. I had about 15-20 games that I traded in and I only got like $70-$80 dollars of store credit when I valued the whole set of PS2 games to be worth at least $150. Ah well, at least you can get some new games out of it and not go home empty handed. Anyway, another top notch flash Ian. Nice and one of the funniest yet.