SilentCobra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LL - Zombi]

It's times like this

That I am actually glad the Lock Legion came into being shortly after the Clock Crew. Mainly because the LL tends to take their submissions a lot more seriously than the CC.

Let's face it, the LL has done some excellent quality work in the past, save for the June 18th, 2009 portal attack, everyone trying to get the 500,000th submission. Ugh, what a nightmare. Anyway, this was very well done. It's the first time I've actually seen anyone from the LL take the time to actually draw the characters so well and not have any of the huge thick black outlines.

Very well done Christy. 5/5 and 10/10.

[Chrono Trigger Unglued 11]

ROFLMFAO! Epic!

Benny Hill and MPFC, FTW!!!

I knew that if there is a 4-way paradoxical staircase from hell in a sprite flash, Benny Hill is bound to ensue. I couldn't help but literally lmao at that entire scene!! Clovis, you are a GENIUS! That was insanely hilarious!!! It's just so funny, I can't even think about it without giggling!

Clovis15 responds:

Thank you, very much, good sir; your words are very inspiring.

[Religion & Politics]

ROFL! Ok, ok,

I give you points for effort. But *stifles laughter*

BWHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is some seriously funny shit right there!! I wasn't even paying attention to the content, I was too busy laughing at how it was said! ROFLMFAO!!!!

[Drink and Driving is Bad!]

Thank you

This is a much needed PSA in my opinion. There have been way too many drunk driving accidents that have one or more deaths and they have been taken out of this world way before their time. The drunk drivers don't even end up in the hospital because the alcohol makes them completely relaxed and untense. The other drivers, however, tense up and end up dying as a result.

Again, thank you.

AmericanMech responds:

Well, at least someone sees what I'm trying to get at, unlike axel-wolf who clearly does not get the point of the whole movie.

[Burning Gundam v.s Barney]

I got a better idea

How about you do one with that annoying yellow sidekick of his and Wing Zero? Seriously think about it, double barrel beam cannon against that lazy yellow dino. That will also be extremely satisfying.

Excellent rendering all around. I couldn't do this even if my life depended on it or if I knew how to do it. This is pure epic win in every sense of the phrase. I really hope you do more of these.

You really need to do one with Wing Zero in it in my opinion. That nwould be so friggin' awesome!

[LARRY episode 1.5]

And I won't do crack...

"But I'm not above doin' pot, man!"

Well, I suppose that since Marijuana has been around since 950 B.C. it really isn't that hard to imagine a few potheads back in the 4th-15th centuries.

Also, good idea putting in the Simpsons Yes man. Ugh, Yesmen are so damn useless! You can't get anything out of them! Sure it's nice having someone constantly inflate your ego, but still.

Anyway, hilarious flash. Who knew that Catholicism started sexually abusing little boys back then? lmao!

[Stuck!]

That "crab" went through all that?!

And still lives?!

Anyway, I don't know about y'all but I seriously think the Pink Panther theme would've been fitting. Not throughout but at least somewhere in there. Perhaps when the "crab" came along? Anyway, quite a comical little flash you have here. Can't wait to see more.

CoolDrMoney responds:

its evolved to have very durable skin after being exposed to numerous hazardous unfortunate obstacles daily. And I spose Pink Panther would work but I wanted to use original songs from the audio portal as I feel its a great feature on this site and is very often neglected.

glad you liked the flash though

[YGOAbridged Leather Pants]

*twitches*

It's just so insane it's hilarious! Sure I nay think it's a bit stupid, but it's the funny stupid. What I mean is, it's so stupid it's funny!

Though I could've done without Marik scatting like that. It was really creepy.

"Shut up! I'm Lady Gaga!" That was rather comical.

[Cupid Adventures]

No, please fix this.

The idea and concept are great, the art and animation are too. However, please put it in English or at the very least provide subtitles. Otherwise, the likelihood of this passing, is nil and next to none.