SilentCobra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Batman: Bright Day]

I knew it

I knew somewhere along the line someone was gonna make a flash about how The Joker kept doing that throughout the entire movie. It's just flat out hilarious. Great drawing skills as well.

[billy mays]

Dman, DAMN YOU GRIM REAPER!

Billy Mays will be sorely missed by friends, family, and fans alike. The pic you used was from last Wednesday's episode of "Pitchmen" when Billy and Sully were doing the "Gator Blade" shoot. I would buy the bug bazooka if Billy sold it. The idea of shooting crickets at 150 mph just sounds like so much damn fun. R.I.P Billy, R.I.P

[king of pop :<>]

As if,

Michael Jackson in heaven?! Yea right, he touched little boys. rofl. Too many angels that look like little boys. If he's in heaven, than it has become hell. roflmao

[Crazy Stick figures 1]

FINALLY!

It's about time someone took PivotMasterDX's idea of Stick Figures On Crack and threw something like that up in the portal here. Short, but very funny.

[FishheadBlend]

Good, however

You're gonna want to submit these sketches to the Art Portal now that we have it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/art

It's the wrong portal, but I gave you a 3/10 for the sketches.

UnderARock responds:

Thought about it, didnt feel like going through the hassle with all these again though.

[Irrelevance]

Well that clears that up

I often wondered about the stick men in the CAUTION signs, about if they actually got home and told their family about their day. The end of Act I is the result. It was also really funny. You have got one awesome sense of humor Nick. Keep 'em coming.

NickJS responds:

I think everyone wonders about those CAUTION sign guys at some point; they always seem to find themselves in the worst situations. There's a caution sign in my garage that features red-hot water bursting out of the water heater and just devastating this poor guy. That was my inspiration.

[FF Battle]

That would so suck.

Getting only 4 Gil and 11 EXP points for those hard-hitting fiends?! What a freaking rip-off that would be. Talk about sucking beyond all that has sucked in any RPG. Great animation Matt. Hilarious.

[Black Mages 5]

Even better.

It just gets funnier and funnier. Poor Red Mage, it's either him or Thief who end being the butt of almost every joke. Most of the time It's Red Mage, but he just gets mugged and set on fire. That is an instant classic. There really is nothing left to say.

[Black Mages 4]

Of course

Why, it's an all out idiot-fest!! The funniest competition to see who truly is the biggest idiot in FFIX. Hilarious. I've see the others, about to watch 5 now.