SilentCobra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tankmen 1917]

Holy crap

IT'S TOO DAMN POLITICALLY CORRECT!! lmfao, never thought I'd see the day that TANKMEN is made politically correct. lmfao, nice video anyway. Very well done. Some of the ragtime videos from back in the day are pretty good.

Horsenwelles responds:

i wrote this scenario in class today

fucking done in 1 day - the opening NG sequence i made

[Eskimo Bob: Episode 53]

LMFAO!!! Hilarious

I just couldn't finish watching the movie after I saw Eskimo Bob whip out a book about Bearskin Rugs, roflmfao!!! Also, I can see why he did that, that bear sounds an awful lot like Barney. DEATH TO BARNEY!!! lmfao, excellent.

[RC: Super Mario Bros.]

Wow, I was waiting on something like that

And I thought Jeremy Simms bit about Mario being in the wrong castle was funny as hell. Wow, Toad sure does have one hell of a Sailor's mouth, roflmfao!!! Great job.

[Pokemon Master ep7]

Damn

Who knew Magikarp would eventually kick some serious ass at only level 2!? Wow, also, since when does Splash do ANYTHING? lmfao, this is getting funnier and funnier as the episodes go by. Excellent Pokemon parody, just excellent.

[Paradise Missing Ep1 Pt4]

Great job

Azarel is going to be a NG INSTANT CLASSIC!! You have just made portal history my fine friend.

"I did what they told me. Maybe its you who has the wrong idea!"

*THUNK!*

"NOPE!"

*30 seconds later*

"Ah fuck it!" Fuckin hilarious. I can't wait for episode 2. This is an awesome series. Keep at it. >_0

[Paradise Missing Ep1 Pt3]

Awesome.

"I'll sell you my soul for that candy bar"

"Nah, this is too much fun."

lmfao

That was genius, pure hilarity is always bound to ensue when you start ripping on religion and racism. I've seen the others and they are funny. Bravo man, top notch.

[Dawn of the Gnomes]

AHA!! I KNEW IT!!

GNOMES DO EXIST!! Like when things don't go the way they are supposed to, it's FRIGGIN' GNOMES!!!

Wi-Fi being gay --> WiFi Gnomes
TV not working --> TV Gnomes
Wireless printer not working --> Printer Gnomes

Everything has gnomes for it, they fuck you over and run the hell away!! They're conspiring against me. o_0

[Pokemon Master ep6]

Ugh..

Useless cocoon, this is gonna take forever. Wait, I know, *flips off Metapod* *Metapod used Suicidal Rage*

Fucking hilarious. I know how every trainer feels, getting Metapods or Kakuna to faint when all they know is Harden. IT DOES TAKE FRIGGIN' FOREVER!!

POKEMANMASTER responds:

In viridian forest itd be like 2 hour battles to get 30 exp...

[Story of Mardigan]

Fuckin great

Could that be any more of a non-sequiter than it already is? It was awesome.