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[Foamy: Hurricane Special]

I totally agree

Is it me, or do I get the sense that most people did NOT HITCH A RIDE WITH A FRIEND! Again for those who could leave but chose to STAY ANYWAY, fuck you. Sometimes I feel like Natural Selection just ain't workin' anymore.

Though I do applaud the one guy who built a HURRICANE-PROOF house in New Orleans. Check it out on youtube.

With that said, again fuck the morons who chose to stay DURING A CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE!!! IT'S LIKE THEY WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES!!!

I'm reminded of a joke:

a guy is in his house when he knows a tidal wave is coming. A friend drives by, "Dude get in the car, let's go." the man replies "No thanks, God will save me."

Now he is on his roof. A boat drives by, "Please get in the boat man." Again the man replies, "No thanks, God will save me"

The man is still on his roof. A helicopter flies by, "Please climb the rope sir, you need to leave the area." He gives the same reply, "No thanks, God will save me."

Now the man is face-to-face with God. The man asks, "Why didn't you save me God?"

God looks at him and replies "What are you talking about? I sent you a car, a boat, and a chopper."

This just proves my point.

Anyways, awesome truth flash.

SlntCobra1

[Foamy's Rant V]

These rants --> my exact toughts, but can't say

"If people arent smart enough to take care of themselves than they should do what they want and accept the consequences." (Doomy717)

I am so greatful that I am not the only one who thinks these things. I mean if these moronic idiots want to DUI or DWI, then they have to accept the fact they might end up killing themselves. (Side Note: I do care about the lives of people who have lost a loved one in a drunk driving accident [caused by the drunk driver])

All in all, this just goes back to two little words I like to call NATURAL-FUCKING-SELECTION!!! It's the process of weeding out the weak, idiotic, moronic assholes of society.

Keep up the rants Foamy.

SlntCobra1

[Foamy's Rant IV]

I admire these guys thoughts

"I loved the ending of the rant, about the critics. I've always noticed that every movie preview or commercial, EVERY GODDAMN ONE, begins with this phrase, "It's the number one movie in America!"
How can it be number one if EVERY OTHER GODDAMN MOVIE IS #1?!?!? ><" (suprmario)

"i hate that lo carb shit everywhere, if i wanted an apple i would go to the store and buy one dammit!! and i also agree with suprmario, how can every movie be the number one in america!!!!!! it drives me friggin crazy" (dalilkingpin)

"Foamy, as always, enlightens the masses wih his rants. His message is something that I share whenever I think about those cursed critics of movies. Animation is not of the best quality, but it is this grade of quality that makes foamy great to watch. The audio quality is good enough to the point where you could understand what's going on without visuals. (my first review)" (FirstForgottenSoul)

I am so thankful that there are oters out there who actually share my views on tese kinds of topics. I mean it's like the critics get amnesia every new movie. "Oh, I give it 2 thumbs up!" "The critically acclaimed number 1 movie in America." STFU!!!! GAH!! Are these people high or just moronic beyond belief?!

I also am in agreement over the low-carb crap. I mean if we keep making everything low-carb, then eventually our meals will just end up being nothing but a frickin' speck on a plate. If I want to eat healthy, I'll go to the frickin' Food Lion or damn Kroger and buy some frickin' fruits, vegetables, and meat. I mean, it's our own damn fault for letting our kids eat McDonald's 3-meals a day 24/7/365 and 24/7/366. These parents really need to learn how to cook, and learn the one most important 2 letter word we all heard as kids "NO!"

Another thing these fuckers need to do, IS SET A DAMN EXAMPLE for their kids. I mean what is so damn wrong with eating healthy? Is it like arsenic to these obese idiots?

I would like some feedback. Anyway, awesome movie. Keep it up.

SlntCobra1

[We're Not Gonna Take It!]

I agree

shadowchaotailsevil3 I applaud your thoughts.

I mean look what happened in 1776, we Americans beat the damn British. And we done did got ourselves a country out of it. WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

SlntCobra1

[Foamy's Rant 2 : Foamy The Squirrel]

I applaud these guys.

" I love you man. Finally someone says what needs to be said. Im fucking tired of the people on the cell phone texting in class like "oh, look at me, I have so many friends!" YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, GET OFF THE DAMN PHONE. And the kids man, I wish someone would just fucking smack them with a cactus. Shut the fuck up you stupid kids, and your parents should be killed for being the shittiest parents of all time. Anyway, great movie." (Aluminuman)

"Those stupid kids always are crying and shit and the parents r acting like total fuck faces and ignoring them. DO SOME FUCKING PARENTING!!!! Or if ur worried that they might kill themselbves at home hire a freakin babysitter." (REplayerXD)

"Your right. There really annoying leave teh little bastards at home. There is no reason to bring them with you. IF you do bring them threaten them so i dont have to hear the little bastards complain when i was growing up i was hit if i even spoke. You should hit your damn kids. Great show like alwasys" (Christopherjospeh10)

I applaud your reviews. I am so damn tred of hearing these little whiny kids while I'm in the middle of either eating or having a conversation with my parents. Whenever I hear them, I just start twitching my eye and gritting my teeth. These parents really need to learn how to FUCKING discipline their kids. I'm not saying beat them or anything, but at least TEACH THEM THE MEANING OF THE WORD "NO!"

Or at the least, if they're at an age where they can comprehend music etc. Have them listen to the Rolling Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want." I find that, that song grows truer and truer as time goes by.

I also applaud your thoughts on the cell phone usage in class. I mean, WTF, "Oooooh look at me, I'm txting and loling. Did you see what happened to katie at lunch? lol." BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH!! JUST FUCKING STOP THAT SHIT!!!! IT'S IRRITATING BEYOND BELIEF!!!!!!

awesome and quite true

SlntCobra1

[Foamy's Rant : Foamy The Squirrel]

DON'T DIS POISON!!!!!!!!

I can't believe you dissed Poison's "Every Rose Has It's Thorn."

WTF?! Poison kicked ass in the 80s and still kicks ass 20 years later.

That is why you get an 8/10.

SlntCobra1

[:: Smokin' Smokers ::]

RATED FOR ANYONE>!

You might want to see if you can change the rating on this. After all, Foamy DOES cuss like every 3-5 seconds. There are some younger NG fans on this site everyday you know, so try and fix it, huh?

SlntCobra1

[: Door Holding :]

I agree

"I still hold doors; but a fucking thank you would be nice, I 6uank people for holding doors and they say jack shit." (SonictheHejhog)

I have also had this same thing happen with me. What the fuck ever happened to COMMON-FUCKING-COURTESY?! Yeesh!

Honestly, why can't people just seem to take only about 5-20 seconds of teir time just to say thank you or thanks? WTF?!

SlntCobra1

[FOAMY: Fat-kins DIet]

ROCK ON FOAMY!!! Fuck the ATKINS!!

I hear that. I'm just eating sensibly every meal. Fruit, meat, dairy and some vegetables (if it's carrots). Also I am working so that helps me to lose weight. I will so be getting caught up with all the Foamy rants. What could be more funny than a rnating, pissed off squirrel?

the answer?

*drumroll*

FUCKING NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SlntCobra1

Keep up the good work.

[Zelda, T.B.F.T. part two]

that poor CUCCOO

FYI, akunoshi2, the rock is always going to be funny as hell. RMEMEBER WILE E. COYOTE? Well I'm sure we all do and we all still laugh at him all thses years later. IT'S A RUNNING GAG!!!!! @_@ now with that out of the way, that was just extremely hilarious. I can't get over the resolve to live that cuccoo has. FUNNY AS HELL

keep it up. Make another one. WE MUST FIND OUT WHAT HAPPPENED TO ZELDA!

SlntCobra1