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[Stranded Gamers Ep. 1]

omg, lmfao

TAKE THAT DETROIT! Yea, they did have the WORST NFL SEASON EVER IN THE ENTIRE NFL HISTORY!! How in the hell do you have a 16 WEEK LOSING STREAK?! You'd think they would've had at least 8 wins so wouldn't be as horrible.

[Commercial: Thing]

Wow, lmfao

69 payments of $69.99 + 6.90 S&H

that is a grand total of $4,836.21

8 Things for the price of ten, what a rip off! That is an increase of who gives a fuck, I don't feel like dealing with that kind of math right now.

Still, Jeff Foxworthy's joke about medications and shit, still holds true.

"Half the time the side effects are worse than what the stuff is supposed treat or cure." lmfao

Slick-Productions responds:

I kinda based my side effects on Jeff Foxworthy's joke!
Actually, I DID base it off of that, but.
Thanks!

[Sonic Spoof]

HOW THE HELL?!

How do you get Sonic and Shadow MIXED UP?! Honestly, Shadow is the BLACK AND RED HEDGEHOG and Sonic is the BLUE HEDGEHOG.

EPIC FAIL for mixing them up.

[Its a Tank!]

LMFAO!

Wow, that sucked majorly for you, didn't it Tom? Also, how the hell does a BOT give birth?! Not only that, isn't P-Bot A FRIGGIN' MAN-BOT?! NOT A FEM-BOT?! WTF?

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[WoW: When Gnomes Fly]

I KNEW IT!!!! o_0

GNOMES DO EXIST!!!

Just when it comes to every-day live, they are smaller than that are not visible to the naked eye. When things go missing for no explained reason, it's GNOMES!

Missing spoons --> Spoon Gnomes

Missing cell phone --> Cell phone Gnomes

the list goes on and on

[Jizzed in my pants sig]

Come on, man

Please use the ENTIRE SONG!! Then it'd be even FUNNIER! You gotta do it man, you just gotta!! PLEASE?

[oh shit.]

PORQUE?!

Dude, you obviously have FLASH skills, so why give up? It makes no sense to do so. Please finish this and re-submit it.