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[Story of Mardigan]

Fuckin great

Could that be any more of a non-sequiter than it already is? It was awesome.

[Pokemon Master!]

Holy SHIT!

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I can't believe that Magikarp isn't so damn useless anymore. I had no clue he could charge his lazer.

In fact, I didn't even know Magikarp had a lazer. o_0

Who knew?

POKEMANMASTER responds:

Magikarps the best... but if you dont piss him off hell just splash around uselessly

[Pokemon Master ep2]

That's not right

Poor Pikachu, poor, poor Pikachu. He should never die, only faint. Oh well. A spoof is a spoof, and that's all a spoof shall and ever will be. Great job.

[Email!!]

It never fails

I NEVER get tired of watching this. It gets funnier every time I watch it. I really enjoy the "YAAY!" parts, they are out of this world. lmao. I really hope to see more of this guy.

PS,

I also enjoy the "Reveal your secrets!" part, genius.

[: Drugs In Your Head :]

Ain't that the truth?

This is top notch. I especially loved the end, "I'd rather have the runny nose." It's just like Jeff Foxworthy's joke, "Half the time, the side effects are like 10 times worse than what the medicine cures."

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: diarrhea, scoliosis, HPV, HIV/AIDS, low resale value on your home, etc.

It's sad, funny as hell, but also true.

[The Hard Way]

Fucking hilarious!!

"Scum buckets, are we? Stand aside scum buckets." lmfao

How did I know that was going to be said? HOW DID I KNOW!! lmfao. Genius, pure genius.

[David's Adventures Eps 4]

Michael Jackson, FTL!!!

I loved that Mike Jackson part, that was insanely hilarious. O_O AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! *gets shotgun, kills Jackson* EPIC WIN!!! lmfao!

[David's Adventures Eps 2]

Great

I never thought I'd see the day where Cookie Monster, OFFS HIMSELF!!! That is an instant classic!! Great job.

[Mario's Suicide Struggle]

Hilarious

Nice use of "Mario's Caste Calamity." Oh and try to get the Mario voices for anything upcoming. It makes it that much more enjoyable. Plus, the voices add more to the hilarity of it all.

Overall, good job animating the sprites. Also, I thought the Bomb-Omb and Poison Mushroom would've done him in, because we all know, that Luigi is just too weak for them to worry about.

[David's Adventures Eps 1]

Two words, one phrase

Violent Nonsense

That's what NG is all about!! WHOOHOO! Hilarious.