SilentCobra's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sexy Strip Snake]

If only......

THE DAMN GAME BOARD WEREN'T SO DAMN SMALL! >_< Honestly, why does every snake game have to be so friggin' small?! You get longer and you can't turn or maneuver as easily within small confines while playing snake. Try making the box bigger and as you get longer, have more the picture uncovered. That way, the les chance you'll have of rear-ending yourself. Not only that, but since I've seen snakes crawl over themselves, why can't that also be applied to Snake? You'd think we would adhere to at least a FEW of the laws of PHYSICS or THE ANIMAL KINGDOM.

[Armored Fighter]

Very badass

It's very reminiscent of MECHWARRIOR 2, MECHWARRIOR: MERCENARIES, and MECHWARRIOR 4. Very good graphics, kick ass game, just try to get some more mechs in the game please?

[The REAL revenge.]

Wow, IRONY!

This is a game about shit, in the SCAT collection, AND IT GOT TURD OF THE WEEK!! LMFAO!! Wow.

[The Torture Chamber II]

Ugh, it's so hot!

"Ohh I can fee my brain cooking!" lmfao, best line in the entire game, I just couldn't get the last unlockable unlocked, I even tried the combos, I still couldn't get it, may I know what it is and what it does?

[Flying Chuck Norris Head]

Wrong

Chuck Norris doesn't always make for a good game. Chuck Norris IS the game. lmao.

Gotta love the countless Chuck Norris facts. You can check some of 'em out on my blog. ^_^

[Pikasurf Adventure!]

Quite addicting

Very cute little game. Contrary to the show, Pikachu loathes PokeBalls with greant intensity. lmao. He will never go inside of one, ever. Oh well. Very nice little side-scrolling game. For once, something from the KK that IS NOT SPAM!

[FS - Endless Posibility]

Same as my last one

Again, this is the wrong portal to which you submitted your work, this is primarily audio stuff, so submit it to the audio portal.

Same score divisions as my last review.

5/5 for the song
0/10 for the wrong portal usage.

[FS - Race To Win]

Wrong portal

I gave 5/5 for the song, and a 0/10 for the wrong portal. Try submitting this kind of stuff to the audio portal.

[Silhouette Game]

Forks, Forks, Forks, TOO MANY FORKS!

Dude, why the hell are there forks in the traffic cone, the Nuclear waste barrel, in the briefcase, etc.?!

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other than that and NOT KNOWING HOW TO SPELL WATERMELON, pretty awesome, keep it up.

[Flubber Rise]

damn laptops, >_<

Other than the damn clicking and him getting smaller, not too bad. Just make it EASIER!

FunfaceGames responds:

Gotta get those flubber fountains :)