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Ain't that the truth?

Yup, again, we all just behave like drones in a beehive on clock day. "OH, IT'S CLOCK DAY!!! I MUST SAVE EVERYTHING IN THE PORTAL!!!" *votes 5 on everything without watching it*

WRONG PEOPLE!!!! Do it right, please? I mean, are we really this dumb? I would like to think we aren't, but sadly, as I have proved the point, we are this dumb. All in all, excellent voting guide Supra. I hope to see you submit something on Madness Day.

SupraAddict responds:

....What are you talking about? :P

About time

For once a maze game that doesn't require the mouse! Man, these are much less frustrating to play than the tons of mouse mazes. Thank you. It's good for what it it, but it could use some different background options. Some music or some obstacles.

Anyway, good game for a first maze.

Of course

Oh sure, play "Rule Britannia" in its entirety but not "The Star Spangled Banner" that's just cold man. Unless you're from the UK, and then that must mean that y'all are still feeling sore that America kicked your ass 233 years ago.

/rant

Anyway, I had to get that off my chest the games are quite comical and poke fun at the victims of the fashion world. If no one were a victim, then we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at now would we?

Good, however

You could've at least let "The Star Spangled Banner" play in its entirety as opposed to having it cut off "At the twilight's last gleaming" that's sort of mean and insulting seeing as how America just turned 233 years old this past saturday.

Kick ass.

DO A BARREL ROLL! Sorry, it had to be done. Because this game reminds me of the asteroid field in "Starfox 64."

Why?

Why do you keep deleting this after it passes and then resubmit it? It makes no sense at all.

Effort, however

This is not chess. This rooks, bishops, knights, and king are in the wrong spots. The rooks are on the four corners of the board, while the knights are right next to them. Then the bishops are after the knights and the King is on color with the queen right next to him. Try again.

A few things

How about you make all the controls usable with the arrow keys and spacebar? Because when I first played this I was like, "How the fuck do you jump?" Normally one would think the up arrow, nope. It's the damn "S" key. WTF? To me the controls are rather clunky. Another thing, how come the scoring thing doesn't work? That thing should've read something like this 68765 or higher.

One other thing, you do know that things besides the fire flowers, mushrooms, and coins pop out from the "?" blocks, right? I mean, there's the invincibility stars, the poison mushrooms, the thing that turns Mario into Fox Mario, more 1-ups, etc.

One more thing, why constantly screw with the levels, that's not exactly a trend I'm familiar with in Mario. If it is, then boy have I missed out.

Kick ass!!

I got a Zelda game for my birth month. July. That is so awesome. This actually has potential in the retail market. Not only for video game nerds but for people in general. America is a nation of idiots(sad, I know) we'll buy anything we see on TV or impulse buy at the mall.

Food for thought

Law #67: No man shall wear a beret unless it's for his military service.

About that, what about Jamie Hynaman on Mythbusters? He wears a beret regularly and he's a scientist.

Law #91: Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet crap either. Cohiba, Monte, Cristo, CAO etc.

What about the guys who like their lung/bronchial/throat and the rest of their body tissue the way it is right now?

Ignorance may be bliss, but stupidity is forever. -- Trevor, 09.

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