Right so my name is Trevor and I'm the newest student at Duel Academy. I passed the entrance exam with flying colors and was told that I'm an Obelisk Blue student. I like to think of myself as a Dragon Duelist. I like to have a total of a 50 card deck, that is excluding my fusion monsters.

Here is my deck

Monsters --> 30

Monster breakdown: 9 normal monsters; 20 effect monsters; 1 ritual/effect monster; 24 dragon type monsters; 2 warrior type monsters; 2 spellcaster type monsters; and 2 fiend type monsters

Blue-Eyes White Dragon -- 3
Paladin Of White Dragon
Kaibaman
The White Stone Of Legend
Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon
Red-Eyes B. Dragon -- 2
Red-Eyes B. Chick
Horus The Black Flame Dragon LV8
Horus The Black Flame Dragon LV6
Armed Dragon LV10
Armed Dragon LV7
Armed Dragon LV5
Armed Dragon LV3
Luster Dragon -- 3
Dark Magician
Mask Of Darkness
Felgrand Dragon
Twin-Headed Behemoth
Buster Blader
Tyrant Dragon
Decoy Dragon
Magician Of Faith
Sangan
Masked Dragon
Mirage Dragon

Spells --> 15

Spell breakdown: 1 field spell; 1 ritual spell; 10 normal spells; 3 equip spells

Mountain
White Dragon Ritual
Terraforming
Foolish Burial
Level Up!
Monster Reborn
Swords Of Revealing Light
Stamping Destruction -- 3
Polymerization
Mage Power
Premature Burial
Ancient Rules
Wicked-Breaking Flamberge - Baou

Traps --> 5

Trap breakdown: 3 normal traps; 1 continuous trap; 1 counter trap

Magic Cylinder
Hidden Book Of Spell
Jar Of Greed
Dragon's Rage
Negate Attack

Fusions --> 2

Fusion breakdown: 1 spellcaster & 1 Dragon

Dark Paladin
Five-Headed Dragon

So there I was heading to class when I bump into none other than the most gorgeous woman that I have ever set eyes upon.

"OOF!"

Girl: "Are you alright?"

"Yea, I'm sorry for bumping into you, I'm still trying to get a feel for Duel Academy." *looks up, blushes intensely*

Girl: "Um, your face is red."

"Wha?! Not it isn't. Anyway, what's your name? Only one as beautiful as you must be heaven sent."

Girl: *blushes* "I'm Alexis Rhodes. What's your name?"

"The name's Trevor. I'm a Dragon Duelist." (I'd tell her my self-made nickname but that's for another time)

Alexis: "Nice to meet you Trevor. What brings you to Duel Academy?"

"Well does that question even really need to be answered?"

Alexis: "When you put it that way, I guess not. You're pretty sharp and quick witted."

"Thanks. I've always thought so myself. I guess I'll see you around Alexis?"

Alexis: "Sure, we'll be seeing a lot of each other because we're both Obelisk Blue students after all." *she winks at me*

*I blush again* "Cool, nice to meet someone so heavenly in her looks and someone who has an extremely angelic voice, I might add."

Alexis: "My, aren't you getting a bit too friendly."

*whuh oh, better turn down the charm.* "Sorry, I've always though of myself as a romantic kind of guy."

That's where I'll leave off for now. Remember, if you want to keep up with this story, Subscribe via PM or leave a comment.

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I was just playing this game and thought I'd make a character that resembles what I'd look like, and below is the result. I just did a little Photoshopping on it. And I made look like I have some life in me, not a brain-dead zombie. lmao

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Well, after much inner debate and loads of inspiration from Idiot-Finder I thought I'd make up my own stories. Though they are going to be centered around Yu-Gi-Oh! GX and Alexis Rhodes. I'm gonna be assuming the role of myself(Trevor) as the newest Obelisk Blue student and trying to win Alexis' heart.

I'll start the first part sometime later today. Probably around 3-5. We'll see what happens though.

I got tired of the depressing news, so I figured I'd give y'all a taste of what's to come.

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I've been meaning to get this on here for the last 5 weeks. It happened on 4/24/09 on my way to work, I was sure this guy wanted to make a right turn off of NC 86 onto Mt. Sinai, and I was a stop sign but apparently I was wrong, and next thing I know, WHAM! I hit him and my front end of my former '95 Pontiac Grand Prix SE is shaved right off my car. As if that wasn't bad enough, the headlights, the AC, tachometer, speedometer, trip gauge, turn signals, and the horn were all shot. The lights and signals more specifically were destroyed.

And to top it all off, the highway patrolman found me at fault. In addition, it would've cost roughly $1500 to get a new front end for my Pontiac, the Chevy Lumina out in Raleigh, NC was a bust, the front ends were not compatible, damn you GM. My court date is next Wednesday. If any good comes from this it's that my last two accidents have been expunged from my record and I have no points on my license. So hopefully I'll get off on Driving School again this time. I'll be damned if the Chapel Hill, NC DA recognizes me. The second time I went to driving school, the instructor recognized me, that was embarrassing as hell, if she recognizes me again, I have no clue what the fuck I'll do.

*big sigh*

I miss my Pontiac a lot. So much for at least getting to drive it to school for the summer semester, but at least my insurance rates won't go up until 9/28/09. Speaking of insurance, my 3 years of high rates reset the 24th of April. Originally my rates would've gone back down on 2/25/2011, but now they'll go down on 4/24/2012.

I now have a car again, I've had it for about a week, it's a '93 Saturn LS1, with roughly 183,000 miles on it, the previous owner did tons of highway driving. It's a 4 cylinder unfortunately, that's what really gets me. It's a 4 door sedan without power locks, power windows, power mirrors. The exterior is silver and the interior is gray. The windshield has a few cracks but it doesn't hamper my vision. I paid $800 for it, god, I just wish I hadn't had, had that accident.

*cries*

This is just the road on which we learn when we start driving more and more. I'd post a picture of the Saturn, but I couldn't find one that is close enough on google.

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Sadly I couldn't use the one from here AdultSwim. The adult swim one is much funnier.

Guess what? My dad just called from work, and the auto shop guys aren't going to be swapping the engines of the Chevy and my Pontiac, I GET TO KEEP MY PONTIAC!!! THERE IS REDEMPTION FOR ME YET!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO!!!!!!!

Only difference is, that is not really my car, it's not the proper color. Also, try to imagine it a deeper shade of that color, kind of like a deep sea foam green with hints of blue. Though it's much more blue than green. And the bumper is not there anymore. BUT AT LEAST I GET TO KEEP MY GRAND PRIX SE!! THANK GOD!!!

Another plus to all of this, is that my insurance won't go up until September so that's another good thing.

The only drawback to this is the 3 years of high insurance rates reset itself, so they'll go back down 4/24/2012. They would've gone back down on 2/25/2011 but that's no longer the case.

3rd accident

4th in total(3rd to be investigated by an NC State highway patrolman)

I was just about to head into work, I could've sworn the guy was going to make a right hand turn, I was like, "OK, go an and head into work." Next thing I know,

WHAM! And my front bumper is shitsville. Thank God for Crumple zones. My car is a 1995 Pontiac Grand Prix SE and I've had it for almost a year now.

My first accident was with a junior back in high school, 10/31/07, she cam out of my blind spot and hits my old 1995 Chrysler Le Baron, convertible top, in the front left. I was making a legal right turn on red, she had a protected left turn. I was found at fault and got off via driving school.

2nd accident: 2/25/08

It was by myself and I was going around a curve that was 25 MPH and I was going 40 MPH. I had done this many times before, apparently I had hit a slick spot and then ran into the bridge abutment that was right off the road and totaled what was left of the '95 Le Baron. The insurance company had already considered the Le Baron totaled the first time. The airbags were deployed, the windows were shattered, the windshield spidered, and I was scared shitless. The fight front fender was under the right tire and it was totally undriveable. So I got off on Driving school that time as well.

This time, I have no collision on my insurance and I was found at fault. Thank god the other two were expunged. Meaning, if they weren't I would be facing the "Three Strikes You're Out" law. I'm just glad no one was hurt. Also, I dread what the insurance will be like for this one. One more thing, my bumper being utterly devastated, I have no headlights. So no night driving for me.

Now I just found out, that there is a '94 Chevy Lumina for $350 it doesn't run, but the body is in great shape. My car is fucked up and the engine runs great. So my dad's friend plans to swap the engines. Truth be told, I like my Pontiac. T_T

I just saw the Lumina, it looks pretty cool, but I really like my Pontiac. T_T

Well, I figured it was high time for me to start mixing some audio with Adobe CS4 Sound Booth and I'm pleasantly surprised that I find it easier than trying to do something right out of FLASH on my own. I'm probably going to be using the audio portal and the Art portal once it is launched(I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!!!). So far, my mixing skills are sub-par, but as I go along, I'm sure I cam do something that will be an excellent song to use for those who want to use the audio portal for their FLASHES.

I figured out that I had better not try anything like trying to equalize the volumes/clean up the audio/things of that sort, until I am more comfortable with the program. Until such time has passed that I have deemed appropriate, I'm going to be downloading some scores from the score tab in Adobe Sound Booth and just tweaking the scores and seeing if I can get them thrown into the Audio portal.

Wish me luck everyone.

Hey Tom, why the fuck did you completely block off the forums!? I mean, wtf?! Also, it's REALLY FUCKING HARD TO SEE WHAT IT UNDER JUDGMENT, WHAT HAS PASSED, and other shit like that with EVERYTHING BEING THE SAME DAMN COLOR! I mean, i like a good April Fools joke as much as the next guy, but this is just fucking insane. I'm sure you could've done something else, like make a SHOOP DA WHOOP appear just when we're about to click a link and then we can't click or we can we just have to be quick about it.

Better yet, you could've made the site like a "porn" site just for extreme kicks/giggles/and laughs and called it "Prongrounds: Everyone cums." That would've at least left the forums open for us users who like to see what's going down on NG. Honestly man, why?! Enough with the China joke already.

In spite of all this, if someone were to make a music video featuring Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" that would definitely be in excellent taste and would get front page on this April Fools day for sure.

As this is being read/typed/written/etc., I am hoping that everyone will be more appreciative to this movie than my last. Please, I don't exactly have as much time to practice FLASH as I would like to have.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
482932

I call it, "Alexis' Valentine's Day." The audio is Motley Crue's "Without You." It's quite a romantic love song.

A few other love songs I like are:

Boston's "Tell Me"
Boston's "Livin' For You"
Def Leppard's "Photograph"
Def Leppard's "Two Steps Behind"
Def Leppard's "Heaven Is"
Def Leppard's "Foolin'"
Def Leppard's "When Love And Hate Collide"
Def Leppard's "Have You Ever Needed Someone So Bad"
Def Leppard's "Hysteria"
Def Leppard's "Miss You In A Heartbeat"
Def Leppard's "No Matter What"
Def Leppard's "Promises"
Def Leppard's "Mirror, Mirror (Look Into My Eyes)"
Def Leppard's "Stand Up (Kick Love Into Motion)"
Def Leppard's "Now"
Def Leppard's "Work It Out"
Guns N' Roses' "Patience"
Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine"
Guns N' Roses' "Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters"
Motley Crue's "Looks That Kill"
Motley Crue's "You're All I Need"
Motley Crue's "Without You"
Motley Crue's "Beauty"
Van Halen's "Eruption" and "You Really Got Me"
Van Halen's "I'm The One"
Van Halen's "Feel Your Love Tonight"

That's all I got for love songs for now. I'll post later or update this post if I think of any others.

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

That is just a precursor of what's ahead.

1. Chuck Norris doesn't mow the lawn, he simply stares at the grass and dares it to grow.
2. Can you cut a diamond with a diamond? Yes. Can Chuck Norris cut a diamond with a diamond? Yes. Can a diamond cut Chuck Norris? No. Only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
3. Water doesn't get Chuck Norris wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
4. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, TWICE!
5. If you spell Chuck Norris in SCRABBLE, you win FOREVER!
6. Normal people check their closet for the Boogeyman. The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
7. Chuck Norris uses a nightlight, not because he is afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
8. Chuck Norris discovered the "Virgin Islands." They are now more commonly known as, "The Islands."
9. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
11. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
12. Chuck Norris can sleep with his eyes open.

I was gonna post more, but I just got lazy and didn't feel like it, instead here's a link to the site:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/