GOD! There are TOO MANY PAPERS IN COLLEGE AND TOO LITTLE TIME WITH WHICH TO USE TO COMPLETE SAID PAPERS!! T_T God, why did I go for 6 courses this semester? T_T T_T I am feeling so overwhelmed almost to the point of crying. I have a huge paper due today in my english class, and I only have one and a quarter pages typed out of 5-7 pages. My instructor won't accept a paper that does not fill the LAST LINE OF THE PAPER ON THE FIFTH PAGE!! T_T Damn anxiety, stress, and Thanksgiving taking up my wednesday and thursday. T_T

What am I GOING TO DO?! My class is from 5:45-7:00 T_T

~See Ya!~

-SlntCobra1-

Why can't parents just SHUT THE HELL UP about the games they are getting their kids around the holidays? Isn't that WHY WE CREATED THE ESRB IN THE FIRST PLACE?! NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! Remember the case about the kid who shot and killed like 3-6 people in his high school just because he played Grand Theft Auto III and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City?

THIS IS WHY WE INVENTED THE ESRB, MUTHAFUCKAS!! Whatever happened to a little something I like to call PARENTING?! *sigh* It's pretty much dead as Latin, common courtesy, and chivalry.

~See Ya!~

-SlntCobra1-

Well now here it is, Monday, December 1st, 2008, what's a guy to do for the next 24 days?

The answer, FIGURE THE FUCK OUT WHAT TO GET A 6 year old girl and a 3 year old boy WHO ARE YOUR OWN 2nd COUSINS!! o_0 Man, I'm gonna need some help with this one. At least I got some ideas from my cousin, my dad's niece.

My house around the Christmas holiday is not as crazy as some people's, it's merely just the errands that need doing for the shopping, card hunting, TAPE FINDING, gift wrapping, etc. Also, the FRICKIN' ECONOMY IS MUNCHING OUR WALLETS DRY!!!! o_0

~See Ya!~

-SlntCobra1-

Well it appears as though Friday went right on by didn't it folks? Well for me it did. Don't know about the rest of youse, but I cannot wait until Christmas comes. I know I may sound like a little kid saying that, but I have a 6 year old female cousin and 3 year old male cousin that I have not seen in a year. They live out in Raleigh and I live in Durham, it's very irritating to me.

I like hanging out with the little munchkins, they're cool. The only thing that is annoying about them is that they have a SHITLOAD of spare energy. o_0, well that's kids for ya, right? Thought so. So this will be the SECOND CHRISTMAS in my new home with my family, to make a long story short, my family's original house burned down on 12/12/02 during the Ice Storm we had here in NC. We were able to move back into our new house like 10-13 days before Christmas of 2006. Sad isn't it?

Well I guess that about does it for now, and remember, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!! Also remember, I may or may not be able to do one post per day like I said, that all depends on what has or has not taken place during said day.

~See Ya!~

-SlntCobra1-

Well here it is, the day after Thanksgiving, when all the dishes are put away from the counter/dish rack/ dishwasher, etc. and all the food is looking like it won't last till monday. Well if you ration it out reasonably you should do just fine. I had turkey, candied sweet potatoes which I made, some noodles with cheese that one of our guests brought, Jell-o which I made, and some stuffing. Yay for Miniature Thanksgiving feasts in the morning.

Well, that about does it for today, like I said, I'll be posting daily, but it may or may not be EACH AND EVERY DAY, after all some of us do have school and part-time/full-time jobs wit which to deal.

~See Ya!~

-SlntCobra1-

Throughout the Holiday season (i.e. now until New Years), I will be making almost daily blog posts, but, that may not not be a reality. anyway, let's get started:

This is on the main page:

SlntCobra1 sez: HAPPY THANKSGIVING NEWGROUNDS!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS TOO!! HAPPY NEW YEAR FUCKERS!

lmao, took care of all 3 at once. Killing 3 birds w/ 1 stone.

This is a song I wrote with the help of my dad a while back, this was during my senior year in high school english during the Anglo-Saxon unit. It's called "Beowulf & Gilgamesh"

the chord-to-chord progression is: Am, C, Dm, and E

Tempo: slow, like in the Medieval tunes we hear in Knight movies.

Verse I

Beowulf and Grendel fight
in the dead calm of the night
Before Grendel's Eyes the shine of shimmering steel
and cries behind

Chorus

Come and fight
the mighty foe
and tell the tales

that we all know

Verse II

Searching for another fight
finds the monster's mother's fright
Hrunting now a useless blade
he spies a sword the gods had made

chorus

Verse III

the dagger that was drawn did fail
against his armour made of mail
she sees the magic sword she dreads
her life then ends in bloody shreds

chorus

guitar solo before Verse IV: G, Em, A, C (x4)

Verse IV
Now another tale for you
of Gilgamesh and Enkidu
They journeyed to the land of trees
to force Humbaba to his knees

chorus

Verse V

Two warriors out to enhance their fame
Humbaba they were going to mame
The giant was caught and lied with ease
Humbaba's head's now in the trees.

chorus and fade out.

GOD!! Why the hell can't any scholastic computer let any of the students have any fun?! my main
reason for wirting this is becuase of I am at the northern campus of the community college I am
currently attending. One site that I like to play is mobsterlord.com, shit I can't even access my own account page here on good ol' NG. There is evil among us and it's called FUCKING SCHOLASTIC ADMINISTRATION!!!!!!! I mean, what the hell is so damn wrong about playing an MMORPG about mobs/mafia/organized crime, etc.? I don't think there is.

Get this, about a month ago, mobsterlord.com wasn't even blocked on the computers firewall. Now, it fucking is!!! What the fuck is so damn wrong about playing an MMORPG that is STRICTLY A BROWSER GAME?

Could someone please offer me some insight?

Well, I thought I was never gonna learn FLASH, turns out I just need to frickin' apply myself. PSYCH! I just put a movie together through Windows Movie Maker with some pics that I got from aerisdies.com and used Motley Crue's "Piece Of Your Action." YES EVERYTHING IS PROPERLY CITED!!! (damn plagiarizing laws. Makin' everything so damn complicated. >_<) Anyway, I hope those who see it, vote 5 and I'll try to make more movies and then import them to FLASH so I can submit them later.

~See Ya~

This is the actual PM I just sent Tom Fulp a few seconds ago.

Hello again Tom,

Are you aware of all the stupid crap submissions that the Flash Portal has seen the last few days or so? Like one was called "Ultimate Sakura Hentai" I blew my whistle on this because of the disturbing message at the end, another is "Sweet Filthy HENTAI Fuck" it is just a mess of colors that just piss
off people. The next one I reviewed is " Fuck You Suk My Tit!!!!!!" all it has is "K?". And everyone is like wtf? This is not a flash. Another one I reviewed is "Tails and his GBA Four" this is just a mock on Furries (ugh) it is just rainbow colored animals one with a huge dick and then humping another animal. These have NOTHING to do WITH THE TITLES OF THESE FLASHES!!! >_<

Here is one I reviewed 4 days ago "Ultimate Hentai Quiz". This is not a hentai quiz at all. It is not even worthy of being called a quiz. It is just retarded and not in a good funny way.

Can you PLEASE look into this major clogging of the Flash Portal and try to do something about it? so others who actually have something of WORTH can get their submissions into the portal. All this is, is just abuse of the portal and is unfair to those who work hard on their flash. I mean these submissions have actually gotten to STAY.

To me, that is an INSULT!! I mean, that is unfair to those who worked like months and even years on their flash. These authors obviously have flash skill, they're just being dumb about it. PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.

Thank you so very much.