SilentCobra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[how it all started]

I knew it

How could this happen to me?! lmao, Emo Madness, that's just fucking epically hilarious. Good call. Also, I never really noticed that the faces on the Madness sprites look a lot like "+" and thus he got pissed at the rest off the operators and decided to off each and everyone. Nice background story.

thekiwi responds:

super glad you liked it

[A Mcdonalds Thing]

Black Sabbath, FUCK YES!!!

Just fix up the additional audio section and you're good to go.

Black Sabbath "Fairies Wear Boots".

I've seen your other stuff, it's kinda funny, but still enough to get a passing grade from me. Also, if you add in the right kind of music (such as Black Sabbath) that is an assured passing grade from me. All in all, try not having the audio and movie skip around. Like the audio isn't really synced up with the movie.

AwesomenessRob responds:

Will do :P Next time anyways

[You can't beat the heat]

I'll be

And here I thought Apollo was one of the more laid back gods. You would think he would've been too busy either playing his lyre or hanging around Troy to cause global warming on an entirely new level the likes of which we have never seen. Apparently he isn't too busy.

"Man, [bleep] you, Apollo!"

lmao, good one. 5/5 and 10/10

blank0000 responds:

My guess is he got tired and did it for the lolz. Much like myself :D Thanks for the review, it's good to hear it from someone who knows their mythology.

[my ipod nano]

Correction

Jen doesn't break iPods, it's the gay faggots known as the Jonas Brothers. iPods can't handle that kind of shitty new pop crap. So, to compensate, they self-destruct. lmao. Take that Jonas Brothers. MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Very funny, just add some sound. I'm sure Rina-Chan would be more than willing to provide the female voice while you did the guy.

idontplanonbeinggood responds:

whos rina-chan? the only reason i didnt put in audio was because i was missing a female voice actor. PM me about this please! :D

[Dick Neck: O Trailer]

Wow

I just saw the actual flash, and it's still funny. Kick ass job making it like an actual theatrical trailer. That was genius if you ask me.

Galneda responds:

Thanks very much! Took me about two hours to make the trailer, and four months to make Origins.

Go figure...lol

[Dick Neck: Origins]

About time

How long has this been in the works? Y'all are gonna continue with this, right? Just because the thread is locked, doesn't mean we got ourselves a new series. This was just awesome. It's more awesome than it is funny, but it's still funny.

5/5 & 10/10, I hope to see this continue. lmao

Galneda responds:

Recall back to "The Beast Awakens" thread...in the twenty-something page, where I posted a pic of the preloader...Around then was when I started work on it.

Yeah, there will be a sequel, just not immediately.

Thanks for the review!

[Talking with Edward Elric]

Wow

And I thought Ed only got pissed at people making height jokes and what not. Apparently I was wrong. I really think you should have mad Ed turn Al into something like a mailbox, street lamp, a bike, a trophy, ladder, chicken wire, sheet metal, etc. that would've been even funnier. But we really didn't get to see Ed's full facial expression, those are the really priceless bits of FMA if you ask me. Oh well, still fucking funny as hell. Great job!

LovelyKouga responds:

You know...that's a really funny idea! XD Don't forget it is for my friends amusement, not the people on Newgrounds, but...I still have time until I actually show this to my freind. I thought the 'I WANT TO LIVE' was a good note to end the flash on, so where do you think I could put the turning Al into something? Maybe just a still image on the credits, and have Hana beat me up? LOL!
Thanks for the 10, you're awesome. <3

[ClockDay with Michael Bay]

lolwut?

Overall, this is just silly. But it is among some of the decent flashes that passed yesterday. 85% of what passed, really should have been blammed in my opinion. But, eh, what's done is done. It is what it is.

DrSevenSeizeMD responds:

I agree, it's not the best, but it took effort unlike some of the shiz that got through. We blew things up, and that's all that matters.

[Clockday09 Pancakes]

That's a new sig bandwagon waiting to happen

SCREW THOSE PEOPLE, I HAVE PANCAKES!!! roflmao, that is without a doubt one of the funniest lines I've heard anywhere in all my life. That should be an instant classic if you ask me.

DrSevenSeizeMD responds:

I love you. :-3

[Dinosaur Anatomy]

Awesome

Nice use of the FRINGE theme. That almost always sounds like it belongs in a Harry Potter movie if you ask me. But all in all, very well done, I can't wait for the actual submission.

mbofarull responds:

Thanks a lot, but I doo have problems with that! (the book itself has external XML, since its a huge e-book)