Motherfucker! I think my family and I were doing JUST FUCKING FINE not having been to church in 10 friggin' years. I mean, sure gas is low, and we can go to church, but WHY MAKE EVERY GUY WEAR A FRIGGIN SUIT?! IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO LIGHTEN THE FUCK UP FOR CHURCH CLOTHES?!

We could do away with the crappy dress shoes, the suit coat, the long-sleeved cotton/polyester sweatshops normal people call shirts, the slacks, EVERYTHING and let people decide what to wear. Is that soo damn wrong?

Also my mom is SOOO UPTIGHT ABOUT IT TOO! >_<