SilentCobra's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[LP -Don't Fear the Reaper]

I'm not sure what to make of this

The song playing twice and slightly out of sync is rather irritating. Also, the quality is choppy, at best. You might want to redo this and take your time. Try to get the best frame rate possible, sure Windows Movie Maker isn't the best program around, but I'm certain you can do a lot better than this.

2/5 for originality, but just 100 frames (I'm not sure how many you actually used) but with only one setting, not much animation, per se, it loses points.

7/10 for use of an awesome song. But you lost 3 stars because of the points I mentioned above. The animation is really choppy, quality is sub par, and perhaps if you redo the whole thing then re-submit it, you might do better on it.

Maybe add the rest of the band or something?

greatwh1teshark responds:

I am planningon doing that, I did have a better version on flash mx, but now I can't access it, so I had to start again and redo it, being forced to work with paint and Window's movie Maker, but then again, it is Krap Cartoons, it's called that becuase the aniamtions are to be crappy looking.

[SS - Thoughts]

Hot damn!

Wow, that was quite the eye opener and highly inspirational. Sounds as thought you've put A LOT OF TIME, ENERGY, AND EFFORT into this philosophical series. I applaud your efforts. Really, I do. However, I'm not so certain about the part about our immune systems. If we think we will get sick, we get sick? I'm not quite sure I see the connection.

Overall, excellent submission. 10/10 for content. This is truly magnificent work. I think you have a promising career in psychology, psychiatry, or philosophy.

RiverJordan responds:

It's not if we THINK we get sick, it's more of a feeling ill. And it doesn't necessarily relate directly to feeling physically sick, or a headache, it can go quite a bit deeper to feeling negative thoughts like anger and jealousy and rage or things like that.

[Madness Avenger]

AHA! I see what you did thar

Nice touch with the Improbability Drive. I had always wondered what happened to Tricky and he went completely insane in the later Madness Combat episodes. :) Sure I've seen all the MC episodes before, but I always like watching them again and again just to see the evolution of Hank.

[The Restaurant Episode 1]

Yet another good PSA we all need

I tell ya, this is the kind of shit that pisses me off. People talking on the phone at a drive through and then everything goes downhill from there. Hang up the phone at the drive through, don't talk on the phone while driving and quit ruinin' my life!

Great art, the voice acting could've been better. Not so stretched out next time. Overall, funny flash here. 5/5 & 10/10. :)

DrClay responds:

Yeah I might hire voice actors next time. I had a different ending where the manager just grabs his car and throws it away, but it didn't look good and I wanted the joke to be that managers act like they are bad-ass or something. But yeah :D
Thanks for the review <3

[Navi drives Link nuts]

Sure it's overused

However, that doesn't mean that there is a limit to the endings of how everyone wishes they could kill Navi. Yea she's helpful if you're a first time player, but after going through a second time, she gets really irritating.

There's so much material in OoT that the possibilities of ways for Navi to die are endless with this joke. The art was okay but it needs something a little more. What that something is, I have no idea. But overall, nice little flash here. 5/5 & 10/10. :)

[F U Clock Goes Hunting]

Still fuckin funny!

I just love how it all goes downhill from the time AdrenalineClock tells FUClock that HuntingAccidentClock is legally blind. That is just so fuckin' hilarious!!! Awesome concept, hilarious, great audio quality, all around awesome. 5/5 & 10/10!

I hope you make more submissions like this! This is what Clock Day should be like. Alas I know it will never be like this.

[Go Screw Yourself!]

Hold on!

That pic with the caption that said "Don't do Screwms, they hurt!" is mine. I thought I was rejected! :O Also, you left out the 1 in my name in the credits. Another thing, how come I wasn't notified about being Portal Buddies?! o_0 I feel left out for some reason. :(

Anyway, it was nice to see my pic was included. 5/5 and 10/10. Though the music for the menu does get annoying after a while.

[Chrono Trigger Unglued 21]

I just love this series! It's friggin' great!

Just reading Chrono's ranting is what makes it all worth it! I swear you made him really stupid and the dialogue clearly shows it. Such awesome writing and reactions. Hilarious from beginning to end! "Chrono's Rampant Hyperbole" FTW!! Yea, if I were Chrono, I would definitely want someone to shoot my brains clear out of my head if I started smack-talking in rhyme!

Hilarious, absolutely hilarious and excellent top notch writing. Can't wait for episode 22.

Clovis15 responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed the episode, and we will try to have episode 22 out this year.

[At The Office]

I got to be honest

Choosing AC/DC for the music, and the drawing, I went and 5d it. I'm a big sucker for AC/DC. That's one of my all time favorite bands! The one-two punch of Angus and Malcolm is just fuckin' awesome! Also, I'm thinking that one employee was just getting tired of working at his job so he decided to just let his last day be one he wouldn't soon forget? lmao

MyKindOfFlash responds:

I went through every rock song I owned and none of them worked as well as Thunderstruck, man.

Thanks for the review!

[Protagonist Ep1]

Really reminiscent of a Daffy Duck cartoon

And the cartoon is "Duck Amuck" where Daffy is subjected to all various types of scenery and mishaps all at the hands of everyone's favorite little gray rabbit! Bugs Bunny! It may be short, but it definitely shows promise. I hope you can only go up from here and turn this into a full-fledged series. Keep at it.